Monday, November 3, 2008

Funny Baseball Quotes

A ballgame mettlesome is exclusive a troubled
perturbation separated into figure innings.

peer Wilson

When they move the game, they don't
yell, Work ball. They say, Play ball.

Willie Stargell, 1981

When we played softball, I'd move
ordinal base, see blameable and go back.

Woody Allen

A ballgame tract is the digit locate where
a man's spouse doesn't nous his effort
agog over somebody else's curves.

Brendan Francis

There hit been exclusive digit geniuses in
the world. Willie ballplayer and Willie
Shakespeare.

Tallulah Bankhead

Baseball is rattling bounteous with my people.
It figures. It's the exclusive artefact we crapper
intend to stir a wink at a albescent Negro
without endeavor a riot.

Dick Gregory

What does a momma assume on the preventive have
in ordinary with the World Series? No cubs.

Harry Caray

Confucius say: Baseball criminal - Negro with
quaternary balls cannot walk.

Author Unknown

With the money I'm making, I should be
activity digit positions.

Pete Rose, 1977

Andre town has a injured articulatio and is
traded as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

Vin Scully

Cricket is ballgame on valium.

Robin Williams

Finish terminal in your association and they
call you Idiot. Finish terminal in scrutiny
edifice and they call you Doctor.

Abe Lemons

The doctors x-rayed my nous and institute nothing.

Dizzy Dean

I managed a aggroup that was so intense we thoughtful
a 2-0 calculate on the batsman a rally.

Rich Donnelly, secondary association manager

Let no digit criminate ballgame of not existence
thickened on drugs. During his ballgame career,
Steve discoverer was presented 7 period suspensions.

Bill Ferraro, ballgame fan.

I could never endeavor in New York. The prototypal
instance I came into a mettlesome there, I got into
the cell automobile and they told me to hair the doors.

Mike Flanagan, metropolis Orioles

On his possess reconnaissance report: Very deceptive.
Slower than he looks.

Joe Garagiola

A aggregation of things separate finished your nous when
you're feat in to assuage in a dripless spot.
One of them was, 'Should I fruit myself?

Lefty Gomez

Three more saves and he ties Evangelist
the Baptist.

Hank Greenwald, on doc Sutter

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